How 2 Be Rich

Birt 25 sep 2020
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  • gerg..

  • there’s girls here???

  • Danny: There are no girls watching this right? Me being a trans male: 😀👍

  • I was drinking coffee while watching this and almost choked to death from laughing to hard while drinking coffee

  • Guys it's OBVIOUS. They don't want you to date women but they want you to have a good family. This page is for gay people!

  • 3:02 That’s Cristiano Ronaldo. Seriously doubt he’s got girl troubles. If anything he’s probably got too many

  • I guess rich guys are just...gay or asexual...good job coming out of the closet!

  • Being poor? No thanks, i had 4 dates.

  • yes i am gal

  • Joker actually said if you’re good at something never do it for free in the dark knight when he was talking to the gangsters

  • So if you wanna be rich and famous you gotta be gay- sounds about right, seems to be working for James Charles, yup, seems ligit

  • ummmm sould i stop now im a girl...

  • hello fresh does sound good tho

  • Let’s together rich

  • "I dont pay gamed I win them" Wouldnt you have to play the game to win it in the first place??

  • Actually the only way to get rich is by eating 4 dates daily Bill Gates just had an overdose one day and decided to keep getting that overdose of dates

  • 5:13 lol

  • Hanging with ppl richer than me just means they go places I can't afford to :/

  • BAD BOSS AS DUDE

  • In the dark knight the Joker actually said “if you’re good at something never do it for free.”

  • No its She sells seashells on a seashore But the value of these shells will fall Due to the laws of supply and demand No one wants to buy shells 'cause there's loads on the sand Step 1: you must create a sense of scarcity Shells will sell much better if the people think they're rare, you see Bare with me, take as many shells as you can find and hide 'em on an island stockpile 'em high until they're rarer than a diamond Step 2: you gotta make the people think that they want 'em Really want 'em, really bleeping want 'em Hit 'em like Bronson Influencers, product placement, featured prime time entertainment If you haven't got a shell then you're just a bleeping waste man Three: it's monopoly, invest inside some property, start a corporation, make a logo, do it properly ""Shells must sell"", that will be your new philosophy Swallow all your morals they're a poor man's quality Four: expand, expand, expand, clear forest, make land, fresh blood on hand Five: why just shells? Why limit your self? She sells seashells, sell oil as well! Six: guns, sell stocks, sell diamonds, sell rocks, sell water to a fish, sell the time to a clock Seven: press on the gas, take your foot off the brakes, Run to be the president of the United States Eight: big smile mate, big wave that's great Now the truth is overrated, tell lies out the gate Nine: Polarize the people, controversy is the game It don't matter if they hate you if they all say your namep Ten: the world is yours, step out on a stage to a round of applause You're a liar, a cheater, and a devil, And you sell seashells on the seashore

  • "there are no girls here right?" Girls: "puts on fake mustache* "no"

  • The joker did actually say "if you're good at something never do it for free" about killing Batman to the mobsters, but it's weird when they have a pic of him for random motivational phrases

  • im a girl, you cant tell me what to do. if I want to watch this I will

  • when he was acting like a motivational speaker why did i think he actually was one

  • I, a poor woman, can confirm that 99.9% of all Greg’s (myself included) are rich men. The .1% just haven’t bossed up yet.

  • "I want to be rich and I am a man" *jschlatt has entered the chat*

  • the only power i’ve gained from being alone is the power of depression

  • lgbt representations in these skits epic

  • 3:49 that's not called being on the grind that's called being gay or asexual

  • So billionaires can’t date women so… does that mean there all gay

  • No girls allowed in my tree house, they have cooties

  • I bet all the 4.4K dislikes are all girls lol

  • "there's no girls watching this, right?...." me - _slowly raises hand :')_

  • Him at 2:00 was literally me before I realized I was aro

  • My family has a few very wealthy friends. The key to being a millionaire I guess is: 1. Don’t have kids 2. Become the Vice President of a huge medical company 3. Have like 4 degrees

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  • P.T. Barnum was the rich guy who would/did say that stuff 🤣

  • 9:47 Gavin speaking facts

  • All of the gayregs watching this floating above every single post these account's post: 👀

  • I guess I’ve gotta stop hanging out with myself

  • “Yeah be like a villain, never chase a girl, be like Ted bundy” -Danny Gonzalez 2020

  • 8:38 bro the way he perfectly replicated the mannerisms of a motivacional speaker lmao

  • B.B.B Big Black Block

  • But I’m a girl/ I MEAN I AM A MAN TOTALLY

  • How to be rich fast Step 1. Don’t be straight

  • why and how did the g r e g sign fall off-

  • me 8

  • He should react to wild child

  • here are some actual steps to get rich She sells seashells on a seashore but the value of these seashells will fall Due to the laws of supply and demand, no one wants to buy shells cus there's loads on the sand Step 1: you must create a sense of scarcity; Shells will sell much better if the people think they're rare you see. Bare with me And take as many shells as you can find and hide them on an island Stockpile em high until they're rarer than a diamond Step 2: You gotta make the people think that they want 'em Really want 'em, Really fuckin want 'em, Hit 'em like Bronson Influencers, product placement, featured primetime entertainment If you haven't got a shell, then you're just a fucking wasteman 3: it's monopoly invest inside some property Start a corporation make a logo do it properly Shells must sell that will be your new philosophy Swallow all your morals they are poor man's quality 4: EX-PAND EX-PAND EX-PAND CLEAR FORESTS MAKE LAND FRESH BLOOD ON HANDS 5: WHY JUST SHELLS?WHY LIMIT YOURSELF? SHE SELLS SEA SHELLS SELL OIL ASWELL 6: GUNS, SELL STOCKS ,SELL DIAMONDS, SELL ROCKS SELL WATER TO A FISH SELL THE TIME TO A CLOCK 7: PRESS ON THE GAS TAKE YOUR FOOT OF THE BRAKES THEN RUN TO BE THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES 8: BIG SMILE MATE,BIG WAVE THAT'S GREAT NOW THE TRUTH IS OVERRATED TELL LIES OUT THE GATE 9: POLARISE THE PEOPLE,CONTROVERSY IS THE GAME IT DONT MATTER IF THEY HATE YOU IF THEY ALL SAY YOUR NAME 10: The world is yours Step out on a stage to a round of applause You're a liar A cheat A devil A whore And you sell seashells on the seashore

  • Being alone turns you into a floating business skull deity? I'm in

  • Danny: where all dude’s here right no girls here right? Me: 🙄

  • "theres no girls watching this, right?" danny i think we are all girls men other than you and drew dont really have a sense of humour

  • I’m offended because you assumed I was a boy, when I am actually a super rich boss man with a Lamborghini

  • “So you wanna learn about HelloFresh huh?” “TOO BAD GET LOST LOSER”

  • notifications on, i am truly *G E R G* 😎😎

  • "There are no girls watching this, right?" Me, being a girl: Imma rebel

  • How to be rich ask bill gates for money this is just a joke

  • Sorry bro, but hello fresh isn't taking out the prep work if my sweet potatoes aren't skinned and sliced, ill take 3

  • 8:03 do you like how i walk, do you like how i talk

  • the island actually went down in profit,,, it was way more beforehand (if you did the math)

  • But like being friends with Mr.Beast could be a real career path

  • You make my day 😊

  • no girls, right ? no girls. Me: Slaps on a mustacheeeee

  • Ok but let's just appreciate the fact that this video is exactly 18 mins long

  • “There is no girls watching this right?” Ummmmmmmm I’m here 👁👄👁 :)

  • I am a girl 🙄

  • Danny: w-were all dudes here right? Every single commenter: *nonbinary noises* hehe can't catch me fucko

  • Step 1. Be gay Step 2. Profit

  • I'm not a girl But I ain't exactly a boy either

    • I am a girl. But I ain't exactly not a boy

  • why do all the skits escalate so quickly

  • ' there's no girls watching this ' Me: hello

  • did you just call me a dude...

  • "You cant make money if you're dating a women" you heard it here, be gay

  • Wouldn't dying be the plan B though?

  • Does nobody notice that it looks like a tornado struck in the back round lol

  • "There's no girls watching this, right?" Me: *using ponytail as moustache* Uh ... No? "Okay, just making sure." Me: Phew...

  • im 9

  • O-of course im a boy heh, why would y-y-you even suggest such a s-s-silly notion heh...

  • danny: only dudes watching this, no girls right? non-binaries: :,c

  • i'm a girl and i own my own business 🤍

  • Lowkey Danny spoke facts when he said the people in your life can’t have power over you if you have no people in your life

  • wasn't expecting gender euphoria in the first minutes of the video

  • just another one of the dudes here, good video bro

  • you really could sound like john mulaney if you wanted to.

  • Does Danny not know that the never do it for free thing is from the dark knight?

  • "There's no girls watching this, right?" *sweats nervously*

  • "there's no girls watching this, right?" uh

  • STOP HANGING OUT WITH POOR PEOPLE

  • H0w 2 b3 r$ch

  • These guys are Boss Ass Dudes

  • idea what if he makes a ting that we all have to pay one dollar for then idl

  • I cant get over the joker pictures gajeggsmrbsjrvkdhbtld

  • I watched followed all these accounts on my dads phone and he actually listened. My parents now have a divorce.

  • Clearly you never watched the dark knight

  • Is that a small poster behind Danny spanking himself

  • “We’re all boys here right?” Me being trans: CONFUSED SCREAMING

  • We are all dudes here right no girls? Me a girl: imma dudet so....No

  • Danny: we all want to be rich men Feminists: cancel him... NOW